Conversations with a 2.5 and 4 year old

I had to post this on our family blog. A friend of mine forwarded this email to me via facebook and the conversations that happened between my darling little boys was precious. So, for keepsake, I am going to post on here as well and hold onto this forever!
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Below is a conversation I had with my 2.5 and 4 year old yesterday. The questions were forwarded to me and we had to fill in the blanks.
Enjoy!

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Sam: That you have to go to the Doctor (because he is a picky eater!)
Matthew: Brush your teeth

2. What makes mom happy?
Sam: When I talk well
Matthew: (dancing around)

3. What makes mom sad?
Sam: When I say "Stupid"
Matthew: When I throw things

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Sam: Makes a funny face
Matthew: Tickle me like this

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Sam: like me
Matthew: baby

6. How old is your mom?
Sam: Six...wait, are you six or seven
Matthew: Two and Two and Two and a half

7. How tall is your mom?
Sam: 5 inches, with hand movements and all
Matthew: She is big

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Sam: Take Pictures
Matthew: Play on computers

9. What does your mom do when you are not home?
Sam: Go to the store and go shopping
Matthew: cwean (Clean)

10.If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Sam: (blank stare)....
Matthew: (hmmm...with finger in mouth...)

11. What is your mom really good at?
Sam: Making food
Matthew: Walking the doggie (we don't own a dog)

12. What is your mom not good at?
Sam: Saying stupid (?)
Matthew: ?

13.what does your mom do for a job?
Sam: Take pictures
Matthew: works

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Sam: Pie (well not really...but okay!)
Matthew: Syrup and Toast Sticks (no no no!)

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
Sam: Not saying Stupid
Matthew: ??

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Sam: Being a fire station and working with water and a hose like a fireman
Matthew: Mommy

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Sam: We play!
Matthew: Play, eat toast sticks...

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Sam: Loving each other (tear)
Matthew: (didn't get the question)

19. How are you and your mom different?
Sam: I have a cho cho train, and you don't.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Sam: Because I love YOU!
Matthew: kisses

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Sam: Loving him
Matthew: I like him too!

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Sam: Target (right on baby)
Matthew: Target (because that's what Sam said!)